Christ compared God's Kingdom to a King's son's wedding:
"The first invitees, who won't come, they're replacing!"
When asked "should you pay Caesar's tax?" hear Christ advise:
"Coins have his image, pay what's his, and God likewise."
Sadducees, who don't preach life after death, harried:
"Whose next-life spouse is a gal who's sev'n times married?"
"After death we're like angels - no spouses", Christ said,
"Abram's God the God of the living, not the dead."
"Which is the greatest commandment?" asked a lawyer,
"'Love God' is the first, the second 'love your neigbour'!"
"If Christ's David's son", Jesus asked the Pharisees,
"Why did he call Him 'Lord'?" He silenced them with ease!
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